. . . I will share with you today's joke of the day from 10th/11th grade class. Maybe by doing so, I can redeem myself from the last joke, which apparently was slightly beyond the intelect of many readers. Are you ready?
There are three boy dogs sitting around: a rottweiler, a doberman and a chihuahua. A very pretty girl collie walks up to them, and they are all stunned by her beauty.
Collie: Whichever one of you can use the words "liver" and "cheese" in a creative sentence can be my boyfriend dog (dogfriend?).
Rottweiler (proudly): I got it. I like to eat liver and cheese.
Collie: That's not very good. You lose.
Doberman: Oooh I know. I don't like to eat liver and cheese.
Collie: Really? That's worse than the Rottweiler.
Chihuahua: Hey guys, liver alone cheese mine!