for sale

1 toaster - the lever stays down if you put a frying pan on it, allowing you to continue with your morning activities

1 fan - when you turn it on, the blades don't necessarily spin, but the fan does get really hot. So, I guess its more of a heater.

1 '88 toyota carolla - it only needs a new clutch and/or carburator every few months

1 office chair - 4 of the five wheels are not broken. If you lean the right way, you won't fall.

I'll entertain offers for any or all of it. If you live outside of Costa Rica, add $500 in shipping and don't expect the merchandise to ever arrive.