in a satur-daze

My fingers hurt.

I played my guitar for a few hours at church today, and now I'm paying the price.

After church, I got pizza for Robin and me, and we experienced a pizza first. I ordered a pizza that said it had salchica, pepperoni and hongos. "That sounds good", I thought to myself. You see, in my head salchicha was translated as some type of italian sausage. I should have known better, but the international laws of pizza made me assume without thinking too much. Salchicha does mean sausage, but its usually some type of sausage link and most often used for . . . hot dogs. Yep, we had sliced hot dogs on our pizza. I felt like one of the Ninja Turtles (they used to get strange pizza) or the crazy eyed guy from Mr. Deeds who enjoyed french fry and oreo pizza.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever had on pizza?

Apparently the riddle from yesterday was too hard, too easy or too stupid for anyone to answer. Kurt was barking up the right tree. The answer was Molly, and I would have accepted Polly, Dolly, Holly, Lollie . . . etc. Now you know all three members of the family: Hunter the punter, Bridgett the midget and Molly the Collie.