This week we are giving trimester exams. I had two classes today. Here are a few highlights:

My grandpa says that there are not enough thieves in Costa Rica.

I'm still hungry. Can I have too much rice?

Can you turd up the TV. I can't hear it.

Part of steps for making a hot dog:

Next, you warn the hot dogs and the buns. (I think he wanted to say "warm")
Hey watch out hot dogs! They are coming to eat you! Get out of here!